A Little More Conversation

Here are some overheard conversations from along the way......

You know when you're sitting somewhere and you 'accidentally' overhear someone's conversation?  Or you're walking along and you hear a snippet of conversation as you pass?  One of my favourites of all time was when my sister and I were walking along Southbank in Melbourne and a woman said to her friend, "Why do I smell loike I'm on Foire?  Since then, I like to collect them and write them down and share them with you.

Announcement on the plane

"Attention passengers, in our lost property we have found a boomerang, if it belongs to you, please come and get it back from one of our cabin crew." 

Two ladies walking next to me out of London Bridge
"So which underground train did you take?"
"I took the Bakerlite one"
(The line is called Bakerloo)

Woman at the pub and her colleague
Man: "So where do you live?"
Woman: "In a house in Greenwich.  I tell you this yesterday.  Why you don't listen?"
Man: "I do listen, I promise you."
Woman: "Then why do you ask me again where I live?"
Man: "Because I'm nervous around you."

Woman talking to her boyfriend in the pub
Woman: "So Australia is on their first winnings?"
Man: "No, no..... innings."
Woman: "Oh, innings.  And that's cricket is it?"